Wednesday, April 30, 2008

i am so glad i went to school today

honest to goodness, that is what i saw parked in the parking lot before my first class. 
to top itself off, the license plate frame read "too close for missiles, im switching to guns."
good thinking, batman.

i strongly dislike going to my anthropology class. mostly because i dont believe 85% of what the professor tries to teach us. today's class was especially ridiculous. ridiculous enough to blog about. some of the stupid things he said to us today:

1. "bats are cuter than human babies."
2. "i'm getting married this summer. we've been together for ten years. we've been living in sin for 10 years now, isn't that great?"

..and my favorite:

3. "there are a lot of Goliaths out there, but remember that there are also a lot of DANIELS."



ridiculous, but never boring.
good going teach.

3 comments:

Allison said...

You could say your day was "BAT-tastic!"

Sorry...couldn't resist.

Ange said...

Your teacher is lame.
But that car is freaking awesome.

Luke St.Hilaire said...

saddleback college is always filled with adventure. might as well be prepared

bring a bat to class in a crib, see if anyone goes "awww what a cute little rat with wings. what's his name"